Cheers (TV Series)

Rich Man, Wood Man (1992)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

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Quotes 

• [Kelly has just taken her first subway ride. Woody, on the other hand, just got mugged on the subway] 

  Kelly Gaines : Woody, I wanted to show you that I can live without all my money.

  Woody Boyd : Well, I don't want you to live without your money. I think it's wrong for someone to have to give up their money. It kind of came to me as I was handing over my wallet.

• Rebecca Howe : Norm, you don't have to get upset with Woody, he's just been on the trip of a lifetime, and it rubbed off a little bit. That's not such a surprise.

  Woody Boyd : [noticing that Rebecca spit a bit when she was talking]  Say it don't spray it, this is cashmere, Ms Howe.

  Rebecca Howe : [grabbing him by the shirt]  You little snot! I knew you back when you were just an ignorant farm boy! That was about a week-and-a-half ago!

  Woody Boyd : You're right. That was about a fortnight, wasn't it?

• Kelly Gaines : [Woody has locked himself in the main office of Cheers]  Woody, aren't you ever coming out of there? You're starting to scare me.

  [Woody opens the door] 

  Woody Boyd : I'm sorry Kelly, I'm not trying to scare you but it's just, your money is turning me into a monster. All my old friends hate me now.

  [Woody closes the door] 

  Kelly Gaines : But everything was going so well, what happened?

  [Woody opens the door] 

  Woody Boyd : I just looked into a mirror and I didn't like what I saw.

  [Woody closes the door] 

  Kelly Gaines : Whatever's wrong, we can work it out.

  [Woody opens the door] 

  Woody Boyd : It's a little more complicated than that, Kelly.

  [Woody closes the door] 

  Sam Malone : [remarking to himself and Norm nearby]  It's like having a fight with Senor Wences.

  Woody Boyd : [Woody opens the door]  Come on in, Kelly.

  Kelly Gaines : Thank you.

  Norm Peterson : [after Kelly has gone into the office with Woody, and the door closes behind them]  You know Sammy, you could nail that door shut right now. I didn't see a thing.

• Kelly Gaines : [referring to a taxidermy in Sam's office]  Wow, what a big moose head!

  Woody Boyd : Kelly, I don't think this is the time for name calling.