No, No, Briana (Video 2005) Poster

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As bad as it gets
lor_14 February 2019
Briana Banks made a Vivid feature with Paul Thomas and David Stanley called "Briana Loves Rocco", and even before that piece of crap was released the trio went back to the drawing board for this execrable gonzo/violent video mocking it. Sort of a porn-porn-parody, and very difficult to watch.

Briana tells us about her dreadful experience working with Rocco Siffredi, and even her descriptions are censored in the BTS short here, drowned out with music due to "grossness". But the grossness of the video is released intact. It's working title was "Briana the Destroyer" but she is not to blame.

Perhaps PT, using his alternate nom de porn Chuck Lords this time, and his pretentious scripter David Stanley meant to mock gonzo junk, but in fact merely contribute to that slimy trend. Feature opens with Nauda Nyce as a ballerina abused for a couple of reels that amount to misogyny on steroids, as Evan Stone is let loose at his overacting worst, pretending to be an egotistical porn actor named Raphael, obviously Rocco.

Of course the forced sex with Naudia is consensual, but the scene plays as violence against a woman writ large. He phyically manhandles her, abuses her, the sex is rough, and of course he spits on her as part of humiliation, emulating the great Siffredi. For Evan it's an "acting stretch". Judging by IMDb ratings, this abomination is a turn on for jaded porn fans. Count me out.

The rest of the show is a series of sloppily directed scenes on crummy sets all leading to that porniest of tropes, sex on a pool table, only this time it's about revenge. Naudia almost cuts off Evan's penis with a scissors, but he avoids that fate, almost as if the actor were rebelling against the director and script, rather than his being saved part of the original schema.

If porn were mainstream, this would play with "Brian Loves Rocco" as a midnight movie double feature to test any audience's stamina.
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