Turistas (2006)

Josh Duhamel: Alex

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Woman Tourist : This is stupid. Why don't we just take the bus?

  Man Tourist : The bus...

  Woman Tourist : We could take the *bus*. Then we could see the country.

  Man Tourist : The bus takes forever.

  Woman Tourist : Well, I thought that's why we came here, to experience new things.

  Man Tourist : Yeah, I guess.

  Alex Trubituan : [interjecting]  Take the plane.

  Man Tourist : What?

  Alex Trubituan : Take the plane.

  Man Tourist : Thanks, man.

  Alex Trubituan : De nada.

• Finn : [regarding Kiko]  If he dies, how do we get back?

  Alex Trubituan : He's not gonna die.

  Finn : 'Cause I don't wanna be here if his uncle shows up and we're like "Hello, mate, here's your dead nephew. Oh, and by the way, you're out of scotch."

• Nurse : Go. Run.

  Alex Trubituan : What do you mean?

  Nurse : Run right now. This guy has plans for you and your friends and his plans are pretty fucking elaborate and pretty fucking fucked. So if I were you, I'd just run.

• [first lines] 

  Bea Trubituan : [careening recklessly through the countryside in a bus]  Are you having fun?

  Alex Trubituan : Am I the only one having a problem with this?

  Bea Trubituan : I don't know, I guess I'm used to it.

  Alex Trubituan : I just keep thinking about how far we must be from a hospital. You know, with doctors who operate instead of amputate?

  Bea Trubituan : So dramatic.

  Alex Trubituan : [grinding sounds]  Would you slow the fuck down!

• Alex : [to bus driver]  "Bussie!" You suck at driving buses! You should do something else. Pick bananas or something.

• Pru : This song is so *nasty*.

  Alex : What are they saying?

  Pru : I'm not getting it all, but basically it's a long list of explicit things he likes to do in the back of his car, one being up the ass.

• Alex Trubituan : You okay?

  Bea Trubituan : Never leave me again.