Turistas (2006)

Desmond Askew: Finn

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Quotes 

• Finn : [regarding Kiko]  If he dies, how do we get back?

  Alex Trubituan : He's not gonna die.

  Finn : 'Cause I don't wanna be here if his uncle shows up and we're like "Hello, mate, here's your dead nephew. Oh, and by the way, you're out of scotch."

• Finn : And you know what? I *did* want to come to Brazil. Why? Because I like girls. And I like beaches and drinking. And when they say "Come to Brazil," they say "Come to Brazil! We've got girls and beaches and drinking!" What they do not say, what they completely neglect to mention is anything about being chased into the jungle by an angry fuckin' mob which is not my idea of a fun vacation at all!

• Finn : Oh, God, you really are an angel. You want to come back with me to London?

  [Arolea takes money from his wallet] 

  Finn : Oh, wait, n-no, it's not like that. But I thought you liked me, no?

  Arolea : No.

• Finn : Christ, I'd do anything for a pint. I'd lick the sweat off a monkey's balls.

• Finn : So, how does rank on your other trips?

  Pru : After the last few days, right at the bottom. You?

  Finn : Well, we had a pretty tough time in Cambodia.

  Liam : At least we had that hash.

  Finn : Yeah, and those Dutch girls.

• Finn : We got on the wrong fucking bus!

  Liam : The Rastafarian.

  Finn : I knew he was dodgy.

• Finn : [narrowly escaping from bus]  Why's my luggage always the last to come out?