Baywatch (TV Series) Shattered: Part 1 (1993) User Reviews

Shattered Bromides Still Bromidic

[sandcrab722 · 1/10 · 15 July 2021]

Thrilling action. Intense drama. Tragic consequences. Heaps o' slop like that. Few foxy femmes. Hela Hasselhoff in anguish. Oh, look, a scheme to rub out an innocent. Sharp woe acute torment of viewers face-bashed by soul-crushing realization that it doesn't end here...