Father of the Pride (2004–2005)

Garry Marshall: Bernie

Quotes 

• Bernie : [while watching with Sarmoti a video of Sarmoti's younger days balancing on a giant ball]  I think you look great there, chief. Lean and mean. Top notch.

  [Sarmoti on video falls] 

  Bernie : Whoops! Beautiful fall monsignor. You are the Baryshnikov of disaster.

  [Sarmoti rewinds the video segment] 

  Bernie : Wonderful slip! Great surrender to gravity. Falling.

  [Sarmoti on video falls again] 

  Bernie : Ground, there you go. Sorry I'm all tapped out. You gotta stop watching that. It's not doing you any good at all.

• Sarmoti : Hey, here comes that Debra chick.

  Bernie : I hear she is wild!

  Larry : The elephant? You're into that?

  Bernie : C'mon, you never had the "Pinned in the Lake" fantasy? You know, I'm just sitting here at the water's edge. Whoops! I slipped. Or did I?