Father of the Pride (2004–2005)

Lisa Kudrow: Foo Lin, Foo-Lin

Quotes 

• Foo-Lin : My sister has a husband and a baby on the way. I have nothing. Not even my jewerly making business is going well. At least I've got Mr. Right. Mr. Right's the only man who loves me. Aren't you Mr. Right?

  [holds cat up to her face and rubs her nose against the cat's back] 

  Foo-Lin : Boodgie, boodgie, boo!

  Mr. Right, Foo-Lin's cat : [mouthing words silently to Larry]  HELP ME!

• Foo-Lin : Did it ever occur to you that maybe I could do better?

  Sarmoti : No. That did not occur to me. Good Lord! Your whole species is meshuggah. No wonder you're going extinct.

  Foo-Lin : I deserve love!

  Sarmoti : Wrong! You're a middle aged, fat, virgin panda. You deserve Nelson.

• Foo-Lin : Kate, can I sleep over? I don't want to be alone tonight. Or ever. Oh God! What's wrong with me?

  Sarmoti : I'll tell you what's wrong with you: Your ovaries are turning into concrete. Go home. Get out of here!

  Foo-Lin : [laughing]  Oh Sarmoti, you always know how to make me laugh.