Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002 Video Game)

Leyna Weber: Amy Sheckenhausen

Quotes 

• BJ Smith : Are you reading a book during this interview?

  DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : Are you kidding? I can barely read.

• Claude Maginot : Seeing "In the Future, There Will Be Robots" will change your life, no matter what your life's like now.

  DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : So, it's kind of like getting a new haircut.

  Claude Maginot : Yes, exactly. No. No, it's nothing like getting a new haircut, you halfwit.

• BJ Smith : Damn baby, you so ugly you make blind kids cry.

  DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : BJ, you better stop being a bully.

• Claude Maginot : I feel dirty, like I just sat in something.

  DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : You did, our last guest was taken violently ill.

• Mr. Zoo : They made me say "I love you".

  DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : Oh, I made my boyfriend say that and he slept with my best friend. See, now we're bonding.

• BJ Smith : But one thing sweetheart. I never won the World Series, that's baseball. I play football.

  DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : Yes, but it's all the same isn't it?

• Mr. Zoo : All the double gutted patree monkeys exactly like a normal tree monkey, except it's called after me and if you have a rummage around inside, goin in the back door, you discover it's got two digestive tracts, two, amazin! Really profound it was.

  DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : Ooh. That's gross!

  Mr. Zoo : No Aim, it's the science of Mr Zoo, gettin down and dirty with animals!

• DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : Hello welcome back to K-Chat! Now I'm a woman and we like to discuss about feelings. That's why we don't have any male hosts on this show. We open up more to women. I was talking to my girlfriend the other day that if a woman were president, we'd nuke a country every 28 days!

  [laughs] 

  DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : Now, in these times of trouble of international scary things that cause anxiety, people seek solace... or is that sole-ice? Oh my God...