Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002 Video Game)
Konstantinos: Konstantinos Smith
Quotes
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Konstantinos Smith : I only leave the house when it's raining, or when I'm running low on milk.
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Konstantinos Smith : I wish someone would kill me; then I could hang out in a graveyard ALL the time, instead of just on weekends.
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[Chavez just hit Jeremy Robard]
Konstantinos Smith : Hit me, man. I like it.
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Jenny Louise Crab : Well, life's great, isn't it? HEHEHE! I mean, good things come my way because I hold each one close, because I deserve it.
Konstantinos Smith : I bet you wouldn't be so cheery if you had the black plaque. Jenny's living in a fictional world. Goths like me, we see the world for what it is. Dark songs of the night, black nail polish, and very tight black jeans, man.
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Konstantinos Smith : There's only one thing good about life.
Maurice Chavez : And that is?
Konstantinos Smith : Death.
Maurice Chavez : Death?
Konstantinos Smith : Yeah. And dying, that's good too.
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Konstantinos Smith : I'd like to be all shot up with embalming fluid.
Maurice Chavez : That can be arranged.
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Konstantinos Smith : I haven't seen the sun in over 18 years.
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Konstantinos Smith : I saw some dead puppies once.
Jenny Louise Crab : Aww!
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Konstantinos Smith : It's been over eighteen years since I was out in open sunlight. I only leave the house if it's raining, or if I need milk.