Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002 Video Game)

Lazlow: Self

Quotes 

• Lazlow : You know if one more mom calls in complaining, "My son listened to your station and then he flunked out of school, wa-wa-wa...", well how you gonna learn to party at school, mom?

• Lazlow : I hope I die before I get old. I'm sure I will thanks to this life of excess I lead.

• Lazlow : That's what you get when on V-Rock: rock 'n roll and me. I'm not sure which I prefer.

• Mitch Baker : I thought this was a rock station, son, but all I'm hearing is girl's music. What are you doing? You got personal problems, you sort 'em out, son, but don't drag the rest of us down with you, you hear?

  Lazlow : Now, hold on, pal! I'm playing the best music in Vice City!

  Mitch Baker : No, you hold on, son. This is Mitch Baker, Big Mitch Baker. You play something hard real soon or I'm gonna come by the station and shove that sissy soft-rock crap so far down your throat you'll be crapping hairbands til' Christmas, you hear?

• Lazlow : Geez, vets are so cranky. Look, if you don't like the music, start your own station. It's easy.

• Lazlow : All right, we're going to take a break and then hit the phones... really hard with our heads.

• Lazlow : Don't forget, Love Fist are in town right now - or is it 'Love Fist *is* in town'? Whatever. I flunked school cause I'm hardcore.

• Lazlow : Here's some more non-stop 'help me-I'm unemployed' rock.