Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002 Video Game)

Lawrence Taylor: BJ Smith

Quotes 

• BJ Smith : Are you reading a book during this interview?

  DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : Are you kidding? I can barely read.

• BJ Smith : My coach pumped me so full of hatred and steroids, that I couldn't feel pain. Hell, I had to break my own leg, just for fun.

• BJ Smith : Damn baby, you so ugly you make blind kids cry.

  DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : BJ, you better stop being a bully.

• BJ Smith : But one thing sweetheart. I never won the World Series, that's baseball. I play football.

  DJ Amy Sheckenhausen : Yes, but it's all the same isn't it?

• BJ Smith : There is nothing more invigorating than holding a mans head in your hands and looking him in the eye and saying I could kill you in 1 second old man and he says I got a wife and you say give me all the money in your cash register.

• BJ Smith : I have taken the skiils that I have learned on the football field right to the used car industy

  BJ Smith : Snatch grab and RUN LIKE HELL

• BJ Smith : So remember, to succeed in life, you must eliminate everything in your path, in a blind rage.

• BJ Smith : When you know how to grab another man by the face mask and twist him around and tear the ligaments in his back so he never play again, that's some usfull everyday stuff

  BJ Smith : I should know, I invented it