Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002 Video Game)

Maureen Silliman: Jan Brown

Quotes 

• Jan Brown : If you look at nature, you'll see many species that eat their children to protect them. This is especially true of hamsters.

• Jan Brown : Kids these days don't know how to preserve and can their own food. N- no wonder all they want to do is play video games or hang out with their friends. What is it, the "Degeneratron"? What a crock of shit!

  Maurice Chavez : Hey hey! Watch your language! This is radio, we have regulations about that sort of thing!

  Jan Brown : But you let a naked man on.

  Maurice Chavez : Eh, he's behind a screen. You can't see him; He's not that exciting. Imagine a flabby guy with a pony tail and a nasty rash. You'll get the picture.

  Jan Brown : Imagine one, I married one. Anyway, what was I saying.

  Maurice Chavez : Eh, you were discussing The Degenetron, which I understand is a games machine, then you swore.

  Jan Brown : I'm sorry, it makes me so mad. I mean, what I heard my son Patrick the 3rd... I heard him using slang words in the house the other day. "Rad" and "cool" and "stick it"... I mean, I beat him to within an inch of his life, and he will NEVER make that mistake again! American should be spoken properly.

  Maurice Chavez : What?

  Jan Brown : No, don't interrupt me! I've got children, you know, please! This is really important. This is about the family. Look, look. Nobody knows how to cook anymore. Nobody knows how to kill anymore. Nobody knows how to kill dinner. My daddy was a very wise man. Before that tractor pull accident, my daddy taught me how to slaughter a pig. That's very useful information. Oh sure, I was a little nervous at first, but he put me in a room with a fork and a fat sow and told me he'd be back in an hour for some fat back and hog jowls. As a mother, I'm proud to say I throttled the life out of that little piggie. I did it for my family, and I'll do it again as a mother. Daddy earns money and goes away with his secretary and mommy provides dinner and keeps a brave face on things, even though her heart is breaking. Where are my pills?