Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002 Video Game)

William Fichtner: Ken Rosenberg

Quotes 

• Ken Rosenberg : What the hell are we gonna do?

  Tommy Vercetti : Shut up, sit down. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. You're gonna find out who took our cocaine, and then, I'm gonna kill them.

• Ken Rosenberg : Tommy, if I have a disagreement with someone, I mail them an angry letter; maybe I pee in their mailbox. I don't start World War III.

• Ken Rosenberg : Hey, hey Tommy, Tommy, look, I had this mini-bar installed.

  Tommy Vercetti : We got a whole bar downstairs, Ken.

• Ken Rosenberg : Hey Tommy, I got you that chalkboard you wanted.

  Tommy Vercetti : Ah, the benefits of a law school education: the ability to follow instructions.

• [planning a bank robbery] 

  Tommy Vercetti : So we'll have Cam on safe, me and Phil will handle security and Hilary will be our driver.

  Ken Rosenberg : What about me? The person who brought you here, the person who has helped you to no end in this town?

  Tommy Vercetti : Oh, yeah, Ken. Ken here; he washes the money for us... and he keeps the drinks on ice!

  Phil Cassidy : Haha, YEAH!

  Hilary King : I don't really know what I'm supposed to do here...

  Tommy Vercetti : Look, it'll be easy, haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, wave the guns around... and leave very rich men.

• [planning a bank robbery] 

  Tommy Vercetti : As you can see, gentlemen... this is going to be the easiest buck we ever made.

  Ken Rosenberg : Tommy, seriously, you should consider going into law!

  Phil Cassidy : [sighs]  What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan. Then again, who needs a simple plan? Look at communism, that was a simple plan... didn't do Russia any favors, huh?

  Tommy Vercetti : Calm down, all right? With a team like this it's gonna be no problem. We got Cam on safe. Phil, you and me will handle security. And Hilary will drive the getaway car.

  Ken Rosenberg : Uh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no END in this town? Somebody who...

  Tommy Vercetti : Ken, Ken... that's right... Ken here, he washes the money for us.

  [laughs] 

  Tommy Vercetti : And he keeps the drinks on ice!

• Ken Rosenberg : Do I look like I can intimidate a jury? I couldn't intimidate a child, and believe me, I've tried.

• Ken Rosenberg : Of course my client looks guilty. Just because he looks guilty doesn't mean he is. You look like an idiot, but that doesn't mean you are.

• [last lines] 

  Tommy Vercetti : You know Ken, this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship. I mean you're a conniving, back-stabbing, two-bit thief; and I'm a convicted, psychotic killer and drug dealer!

  Ken Rosenberg : I know. Ain't it just beautiful?

• [while bailing Tommy out of jail] 

  Ken Rosenberg : You wouldn't know the truth if you found it banging your wife; now shut up and release my client. And your wife's not that great.

• [releasing Tommy from jail] 

  Ken Rosenberg : Officer, do you really think my client is capable of that?

• Ken Rosenberg : Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!

• Ken Rosenberg : I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels shit in my face!

  Tommy Vercetti : Go get some sleep.

  Ken Rosenberg : What are you gotta do?

  Tommy Vercetti : I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out.

• Ken Rosenberg : Tommy Vercetti doesn't even own a gun!

• Ken Rosenberg : [Rosenberg is busting Tommy Vercetti out]  All your evidence is circumstantial bull shit and you know it.

• Ken Rosenberg : [bailing Tommy out]  Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!

• Ken Rosenberg : Ah, Tommy, this place looks too new. We need to redecorate, I can't stand this look!

  Tommy Vercetti : You're my lawyer, Rosenberg. Not my interior decorator.