Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002 Video Game)

Gary Busey: Phil Cassidy

Quotes 

• Tommy Vercetti : I'm looking for a shooter for a job I'm pulling. From the setup here, I'm not too impressed.

  Phil Cassidy : Son, I could shoot a fly off your head at a hundred feet.

  Tommy Vercetti : Really?

  Phil Cassidy : Yeah, I learnt it in the army.

  Tommy Vercetti : Fly shooting popular in the army? Glad I don't pay tax.

• [planning a bank robbery] 

  Tommy Vercetti : So we'll have Cam on safe, me and Phil will handle security and Hilary will be our driver.

  Ken Rosenberg : What about me? The person who brought you here, the person who has helped you to no end in this town?

  Tommy Vercetti : Oh, yeah, Ken. Ken here; he washes the money for us... and he keeps the drinks on ice!

  Phil Cassidy : Haha, YEAH!

  Hilary King : I don't really know what I'm supposed to do here...

  Tommy Vercetti : Look, it'll be easy, haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, wave the guns around... and leave very rich men.

• [planning a bank robbery] 

  Tommy Vercetti : As you can see, gentlemen... this is going to be the easiest buck we ever made.

  Ken Rosenberg : Tommy, seriously, you should consider going into law!

  Phil Cassidy : [sighs]  What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan. Then again, who needs a simple plan? Look at communism, that was a simple plan... didn't do Russia any favors, huh?

  Tommy Vercetti : Calm down, all right? With a team like this it's gonna be no problem. We got Cam on safe. Phil, you and me will handle security. And Hilary will drive the getaway car.

  Ken Rosenberg : Uh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no END in this town? Somebody who...

  Tommy Vercetti : Ken, Ken... that's right... Ken here, he washes the money for us.

  [laughs] 

  Tommy Vercetti : And he keeps the drinks on ice!

• Phil Cassidy : Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues.

• [being driven to the hospital while drunk] 

  Phil Cassidy : Watch out! Charlie in the tree line!

• [being driven to the hospital while drunk] 

  Phil Cassidy : Broken Spoon to Mother Hen. You copy?... Spooney Wooney woo woo woooo.

• Phil Cassidy : [being driven to the hospital while drunk]  No not the hospital, man! Too many cops and Viet Congs. There's an ex-army surgeon, owes me a few favors and a lawnmower. He's got a place down Little Havana. Oh look, a giant fish.

• [being driven to the hospital while drunk] 

  Phil Cassidy : He's come for me boy!

• [just had his arm blown off] 

  Phil Cassidy : Tommy, its Phil. I want to thank you for helping me back there, son. Damn Charlie. He'll always ambush you one way or the other. Anyway, the wound is healing well, and it no longer means I'll be defrauding the government on my disability check.

• [after nearly getting killed by an explosion] 

  Phil Cassidy : Never get a naked flame too close to one of Phil Cassidy's boomshine stills!

  Tommy Vercetti : Shit. Phil, you drink that stuff?

  Phil Cassidy : Hell. You don't have to drink it. Just a good whiff'll set ya off.

• Phil Cassidy : Hilary has abandonment issues. Something about his momma.

  Tommy Vercetti : Abandonment issues? What a freak. Why can't I meet someone that's normal for a change?