The Nortons and the Kramdens are desperate when Ralph's Aunt Ethel shows up for an extended visit. The solution is to find Ethel a man of her own and Herman the marriage shy butcher is their choice.
Vikki sings "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You". A medley about life in California and Florida becomes a duet with Jackie and Milton. Milton also tries to interest Jackie in a script.
Paul Ford plays Ralph Kramden's boss who was sent a nasty letter that Ralph wants back. Interspersed are the songs "Back in School" and "Never Put Anything in Writing."