A married couple put on talks about various exotic locations for the benefit of those interested in history or travel, but the female half becomes more fascinated by an old flame in attendance than her own event.
The Village Hall hosts its first Miss Health and Beauty contest, but after years of tranquil competitions to find a homely Queen of the May, is the Village ready for a Beauty Queen?
A departure for Londoner George Cole, as he plays an officious Northern football referee whose military precision threatens to take all the fun out of the game. But when the referee arrives, will he meet his match?