3/10
The Killer's ID is Utterly Ridiculous...
15 April 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Granted the killer in the first one ultimately turned out to be an elderly grandmother, so maybe the killer in the second one is really on par. I'm jumping straight into spoilers on just this one topic since I don't really have much else to say about the movie...

SPOILER: So the identity of the killer turns out to be...

Tinkerbell...

A 5 foot nothing, 92 pound influencer in a fairy costume. When we see her in the end, wielding the knife she had been using the whole movie to kill everyone, the blade is over half the length of her entire arm. She is unequivocally the tiniest and shortest person of any scene she is in.

Yet somehow... SOMEHOW... when she is dressed up in the lizard monk costume she's suddenly taller than everyone else in the cast?! This is most flagrant in the scene in the hallway when she (donning the lizard monk costume) is following Merry and then walks past Alana, both of whom she now towers over. Jean-Paul, the guy she is pretending to be dressed as, is one of the tallest people in the movie. Up there with the actors for Xndr and the Prez.

(Speaking of the Prez, man did that guy just totally disappear from the movie all together after that magic performance scene half way through the film. No death scene, no reappearance at the end, he's just gone like all he did was film a cameo.)

Anyhow, the killer turning out to be the size and weight of a blow-up doll with a knife taking down 6-foot dudes is just asking too much of my disbelief to suspend.

..................... MY RATING SCALE .....................
  • 1. Reserved for Poorly Produced/Amateur Video
  • 2. Utterly Terrible
  • 3. Really Bad
  • 4. Mediocre
  • 5. Perfectly Average
  • 6. Surprisingly Entertaining
  • 7. Very Good
  • 8. Incredibly Good
  • 9. Exceptionally Great
  • 10. Reserved for my Personal Favorites.
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