Coastlines (2002)
2/10
Tim and Josh can't save this hokey mess
1 February 2024
Warning: Spoilers
This is a hokey movie. Somewhat predictable and other parts just strange and make little sense. Maybe the audience was an after school high school kids PSA or something, but as an adult it doesn't flow whatsoever.

Con gets home and attempts to settle old scores, or something. Flirts with a few girls. I don't think I missed anything. Some of the 10star reviews are downright silly trying to persuade the reader into thinking this is some master piece. Victor Nunez is a low budget film producer doing the best within his means.

Put all the silliness aside, there still has to be a coherent story in there somewhere. I'm all for indie min budget films, but there has to be something interesting to watch. Perhaps choose your scripts more carefully, and if you fall asleep reading them think about passing on them.
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