The Covenant (2006)
2/10
Shirtless swimmers in supernatural shizzle
13 January 2024
Look it's basically like a David Dakota movie given an actual plot and budget. Well I say plot, more storyline, but you get the gist.

I'm pretty sure we are tapping into that little shirtless supernatural phase that put Dante's Cove on TV for they gay guys, but this time its queer coded so they can market the teenage girl audience with it.

It's a lame early morning teen channel movie, given some Abercrombie and Fitch muscle, its aesthetic cast is its selling point and it knows it, the rest is just padding.

Go watch The Craft instead. Go watch a David Dakota movie (can you really call them that?) instead! Both are better than combining the two.
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