I didn't expect much from a movie called 'Nutcracker Massacre', but I at least expected to see a massacre. Most the kills are off screen or quick cut aways. No good gore.
I didn't clock it, but sure felt like Grandpa exposition (the toy maker guy) rambled on the nonsense nutcracker story for 20 minutes. I could barely follow it because my eyes kept getting heavy.
The nutcracker design was awful. Why would anyone put up that cracked face decoration in their house to begin with? Why did they mic the guy inside the suit? It sounds like he hooked up to CPAP machine whenever he is on screen. Did they think he was a Darth Vader-esque villain?
Finally, if were the boyfriend, i would not have been trying to make up with our protagonist, as she is clearly insane. With no provocation or proof, she sees a guy and a nutcracker missing, and immediately jumps to the conclusion that the nutcracker is haunted or somehow evil, and drags the boyfriend to Grandpa exposition.
I didn't clock it, but sure felt like Grandpa exposition (the toy maker guy) rambled on the nonsense nutcracker story for 20 minutes. I could barely follow it because my eyes kept getting heavy.
The nutcracker design was awful. Why would anyone put up that cracked face decoration in their house to begin with? Why did they mic the guy inside the suit? It sounds like he hooked up to CPAP machine whenever he is on screen. Did they think he was a Darth Vader-esque villain?
Finally, if were the boyfriend, i would not have been trying to make up with our protagonist, as she is clearly insane. With no provocation or proof, she sees a guy and a nutcracker missing, and immediately jumps to the conclusion that the nutcracker is haunted or somehow evil, and drags the boyfriend to Grandpa exposition.