I don't even know where to start with this film. Could it be the hammy music? The awful dialogue? The terrible acting? The plot which made me want to claw my eyes out? Or the MMC breaking the fourth wall with a "hilarious" eye roll to camera as a dog was humping his leg?
This movie could have been good with anyone else writing and directing it - the premise of a "secret billionaire" has been done before, much better, so it wouldn't have been hard to make something watchable, but no. We have this.
The FMC is a wet mop, who overreacts to something so trivia and runs off, l I actually guffawed and swore out loud at the ridiculousness of it.
Don't even get me started on the FMC telling her awful boss to F off and suddenly going into business with the MMC and getting this new real estate business up and running mere days after quitting - they have found premises in NYC, have got incorporated, hired staff and are making money after 2 days? Really! (The whole storyline in New York is supposed to take a month and somehow they meet and she's fallen in love with him in what, a week? Two? Then they are in business together the day after?)
God, it's just so awful.
They then have sex and still he doesn't tell her the truth that "surprise, I'm a billionaire." Kill me. Kill me now. But it's ok because whisks her off to California and he promised her "no more secrets" but they get off the plane and SURPRISE! Another secret! At this point I was actively groaning in pain at Ione Skye's gormless expression as she tried to act angry? Surprised? Shocked? Who knows. But hey ho, it's ok because Ferro is richy rich rich and suddenly they are in lurve and this is the part where you'll have to grab something to puke into.
It's bad. It's so bad. Watch if you like torturing yourself.
This movie could have been good with anyone else writing and directing it - the premise of a "secret billionaire" has been done before, much better, so it wouldn't have been hard to make something watchable, but no. We have this.
The FMC is a wet mop, who overreacts to something so trivia and runs off, l I actually guffawed and swore out loud at the ridiculousness of it.
Don't even get me started on the FMC telling her awful boss to F off and suddenly going into business with the MMC and getting this new real estate business up and running mere days after quitting - they have found premises in NYC, have got incorporated, hired staff and are making money after 2 days? Really! (The whole storyline in New York is supposed to take a month and somehow they meet and she's fallen in love with him in what, a week? Two? Then they are in business together the day after?)
God, it's just so awful.
They then have sex and still he doesn't tell her the truth that "surprise, I'm a billionaire." Kill me. Kill me now. But it's ok because whisks her off to California and he promised her "no more secrets" but they get off the plane and SURPRISE! Another secret! At this point I was actively groaning in pain at Ione Skye's gormless expression as she tried to act angry? Surprised? Shocked? Who knows. But hey ho, it's ok because Ferro is richy rich rich and suddenly they are in lurve and this is the part where you'll have to grab something to puke into.
It's bad. It's so bad. Watch if you like torturing yourself.