I am ten minutes into this abomination of a movie and feel compelled to start writing my scathing review of this nonsense before I have finished watching it.
It has been written by a Z list actor and director (someone who has appeared in so many movies that I have never heard of) who clearly has not progressed in life beyond being a priapic teenager who clearly fancies himself as a budding Tarantino. Nothing makes any sense. The acting, script and direction are terrible. Why is Megan Fox in this? Oh yes, I remember now, she can't act either.
Clearly in the running for being one of the worst movies ever made. Twenty five minutes in and nothing has changed. I'm out.
It has been written by a Z list actor and director (someone who has appeared in so many movies that I have never heard of) who clearly has not progressed in life beyond being a priapic teenager who clearly fancies himself as a budding Tarantino. Nothing makes any sense. The acting, script and direction are terrible. Why is Megan Fox in this? Oh yes, I remember now, she can't act either.
Clearly in the running for being one of the worst movies ever made. Twenty five minutes in and nothing has changed. I'm out.