It never moves along it's the most boring movie l've ever had the displeasure to watch I would rather bash my toes in with a mallet than rewatch this movie I would rather be tortured by the mafia than rewatch this movie I would rather be hogtied and dragged across the Sahara desert and beaten with a metal pipe, then re-watch this movie I would rather be in a full body cast with all my bones broken and pushed down the stairs than rewatch this movie I would rather drink boiling hot broth straight off of the stove than rewatch this movie I almost fell asleep 3 times while watching this 2 hour long terrible movie.
Review of Spider-Man: Lotus
