Is it an unfunny slash-and-gore-fest, or is it a funny horror movie? Well, it's kind of neither and both. There's not much story to anchor so much violence, but whatever, right? The acting is pretty awful. I think Sagal seems to excel in the role because she was the only talent in the entire cast. Too harsh?
Was this a story worth telling? No. So I guess there was never a message--no story, no message, right? So the intent must've been to entertain. The movie barely kept my attention, and the laugh-out-loud moments, for me, I am pretty sure were not intended to be comedic.
I love a so-bad-it's-good movie as much as the next guy, but this movie isn't good enough to be good, and it isn't bad enough to be good. It's kind of formulaic hackery that belongs on a late night movie channel, or in the dustbin of history.
Was this a story worth telling? No. So I guess there was never a message--no story, no message, right? So the intent must've been to entertain. The movie barely kept my attention, and the laugh-out-loud moments, for me, I am pretty sure were not intended to be comedic.
I love a so-bad-it's-good movie as much as the next guy, but this movie isn't good enough to be good, and it isn't bad enough to be good. It's kind of formulaic hackery that belongs on a late night movie channel, or in the dustbin of history.