1 star is honestly being generous. 10 minutes in and I was begging someone to just randomly pop up and kill Ed, Charlie, or me so I wouldn't have to suffer through Ed's juvenile stupidity and Charlie's constant predator staring at Amy.
Then there's the 'story', a multi-century old vampire has been waiting years for a special type of virgin to show up so she can be younger. This, by some coincidence miracle where all planets in the universe align, and a total solar and lunar eclipse happen at the same time, happens to be Amy.
Then there's the dialog. Do the writers and director not know that people don't actually talk like William Shatner's Captain Kirk?
Watch this movie if you really hate yourself, if you do, however, like yourself at least a little, don't watch it.
Then there's the 'story', a multi-century old vampire has been waiting years for a special type of virgin to show up so she can be younger. This, by some coincidence miracle where all planets in the universe align, and a total solar and lunar eclipse happen at the same time, happens to be Amy.
Then there's the dialog. Do the writers and director not know that people don't actually talk like William Shatner's Captain Kirk?
Watch this movie if you really hate yourself, if you do, however, like yourself at least a little, don't watch it.