Review of Spring

Spring (I) (2014)
2/10
Abort...
11 November 2022
You've had quite a tough time and choose to leave, to Italy to find some calm and peace, two obnoxious clowns you meet, but you take their car's backseat, to a place where you can find a room to lease. You meet a girl who likes to shift about, most normal folk would run and scream and shout, but you're clearly not all there, because you like her derriere (amongst other things), these things are more important than her sprouts. You're an ordinary bloke with nowt to offer, why would such a woman even make a proffer, after all that she's been through, all the knowledge she's accrued, she only wants to take the seed of a sad dosser.

Awful story, poor performances - abort!
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