What would you do, if you're chucked into a flue, that takes your mind, body and soul, and throws you down a wide wormhole, regurgitates you back in time, an ancient world that is not fine, like the one you've left behind, demons down pits you will now find, you head off in search of the evil book, the one that looks back, when you take a look, the one that bites if you come too close, the one that you should keep quite seriously closed, it's not long before the army of unfed, are on a warfront for some fattening bread, sticks and stones may break their bones, these folk are far from being quite toned.
Not as good or as funny as I'd remembered it.
Not as good or as funny as I'd remembered it.