snuggybearkids Review of Dead Again in Tombstone

Dead Again in Tombstone (2017 Video)

Wow. Another movie that sucks and blows

[2/10 · 30 November 2021]

It's unfathomable that these kind of horribly cringeworthy movies get made. Eye rolling, vomit induced writing, dialogue that even Helen Keller would detest, overused slow motion tropes, directing out of bad westerns 101, the continuity of a passing lane's yellow broken lines and for the most part, wasted actors (meaning they were probably wasted when they signed on to this). The first Dead Again chapter that this sequel follows wasn't that much better but at least it didn't make me want to go to the bathroom as much as this turd. Everyone thinks they're a screenwriter, everyone thinks because they've gone to a film class that they can make a good movie. Well, anyone can break eggs, but not anyone can cook them to where you want to eat them. Another Netflix acquired trash. They should have called it Brain Dead Again in Hit in the Headstones. Oh, and the title? It doesn't even take place in Tombstone. Figure that one out. And don't forget to throw in some living dead, who don't really make much effort, a Madame trying hard to be like Doc Holiday's bitch and other tropes stirred in, including a buffalo for like a minute, (I guess figuring they needed something for Danny Trejo to ride into town on when his horse is blown up), never running out of bullets guns and rifles that miss their close range targets more than Stevie Wonder would, some sort of doctor who may be an angel inserted in an attempt to create redemption, and more plot points than at a cemetery. I don't what made me sicker, the money they spent to make it, or that I watched it.