Review of Old

Old (2021)
1/10
Decent Concept, Horrible Execution
22 September 2021
There's literally nothing redeeming about this movie.

First of all, what are these dialogues? Who wrote them? They are so bad that even DiCaprio would get Razzies for them, they're awful. I literally had to pause at one point to laugh for 10 seconds straight at the dialogue.

Secondly, I don't want to to be rude to the cast, but who casted them seriously? Half of them sound like they just learned to speak English yesterday. Granted the dialogues are atrocious and anyone would seem like a terrible actor reading them, but the actors still seemed really bad to me. And yes, my own English speaking isn't very good and I'm not even half as good of a speaker as them, but I'm also not an actor working on a movie.

How can a director who made Split and got that amazing performance of James McAvoy, have these terrible acting in his movie? I still largely blame the abysmal writing and dialogue, but the acting was still bad.

The camera work was also really weird and I don't know wtf they were thinking with some of the pointless "shoot the actors, then pan to the rock wall then go back to the actors again." NOTHING HAPPENED when the camera panned to them again, they didn't even age, WTF was the point then?

Also since when did aging become synonymous with better medicine? Is that what's stopping the medical industry from making breakthroughs and curing diseases? REALLY?

This movie is a total joke, the direction is a joke, the acting is a joke, camerawork is a joke, the writing and dialogue is out of this world (by that I mean from the trash planet in Thor Ragnarok).

Watch is for the Lols.
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