Review of Orcs!

Orcs! (2011)
2/10
Orc Crusaders
5 September 2021
I chose this movie for viewing only for the simple reason that I wanted to watch the horrors of this year. And since there were very few of them in this ode, I had to watch THIS.

I say right away - this movie is not worth watching as a horror movie. It should not be viewed as a fantasy. And even more so, it should not be viewed as a comedy. Honestly, it's not worth watching at all. Although fans of mixed genres may like it, but it is unlikely. If we had added a little more comedy here, there would have been 'nothing else'. And so 'about nothing'. The Crusader Orcs (you can't call them anything else) came out of the bowels of the earth and staged a massacre in the park. Two rangers of this very park will confront them (plus the ex of one of the rangers).

Now about these very rangers. Well, this is a separate story. One is the spitting image of Pedro (the hero of Cheech Marina from "Stoned"), the second is the spitting image of Gordy (the hero of David Arquette from "Ready to fight"). When they start finding human parts all over the park, they behave very naturally, like this: 'Oh, my God. Look. Damn, that's not good."That is, these are ordinary things for them.

In short, there are a lot of disadvantages in the film and I have no desire to list everything. Of the advantages, I can name only one fact: the authors of the film fulfilled the mandatory attribute of the end of such films - a kiss before the credits.
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