Altitude (2010)
1/10
Crashes and Burns
10 July 2021
Well before the movie is half over - and before the "supernatural force" shows up, I found myself wishing that this blend of teenage morons (one in particular; viewers will immediately know which twit I'm referring to) would go down in flames. Laughable performances abound, and these characters are so irksome (engaging in petty and inane spats as their plane malfunctions and they are facing death, for instance) that the only reason that I continued watching was, I hoped, to see these dolts get killed one-by-one by whatever creature was stalking them. No spoilers, though. If you're at all interested - and I can't see why you would be - it will take a firm constitution to continue watching as this unbelievably execrable film actually gets worse as it goes along, containing plot twists near the end as preposterously asinine as any I've ever seen (with a repeated reference to the philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre thrown in, because why not).

Unforgivably bad from top to bottom, with the main culprit being a silly and utterly contrived, bad-soap-opera plot.
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