9/10
Do not expect much, I loved it.
25 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
But then again I like many Jersey Shore things (including the video game) so I'm biased. If you watch expect a bad slasher film. I'm a horror fan, and I really really do not like slasher films, never have.

I found it surprising good, and I expected very little. I've seen really bad horror and horror shorts with bad acting, poor writing, shot by amateurs', or shot on a shoestring or no budget. Often they are no fun and take themselves way too seriously. There are occasional decent ones but many are not. This movie is bad but it is solidly a B horror film with hammy acting, some what decent camera work, music production, and non-CGI special effects (prosthetic work), which are very welcome and a nice throwback to 70's and 80's horror. Money was put into this film so there was some quality to it, and it refreshingly did not take itself seriously at all. No time for drama, only time to party, make out, and die. The breasts and Italian Ice were great.

I enjoyed the partial nudity, horrible New York stereotypes (JWOW is the Executive Producer), scenes of New Yorkers coming down and making a fool of themselves in New Jersey at the shore (like a mini-episode of the original series), and the multiple body count, the one hit wonder Italian Ice, and the general hammyness of the film (too bad it could not have been at the shore). The last 15 minutes was a drag and seeing Ron Jeremy was weird given the allegations arrayed against him now. But it was nice to turn the brain off and watch a longer slow burn adult slasher flick (again, a genre I hate) with gorgeous female bodies and very stimulated sex scenes. A great way to enjoy a really bad movie over two nights. It's a better B movie, showcases nice breasts (What plot holes? What story?), real (and not great but decent) special effects and a Jersey Shore feel. I'm into this and all over it.

I have a soft spot for this movie and just might buy it. I'd certainly recommend it as a feel good, no brainer slasher with a Jersey Shore theme. If you are into any of those things check it out.

To the people who made it, thanks I had a really good time.
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