Impossible to describe how awful this movie is. It has zero redeeming qualities - from hiring an actress who takes a bath with her bra and panties on (no nudity clause) through to the terrible fights scenes, and the insanity of every single missed opportunity - and believe me - there is one every 5 minutes, It really is a movie full of "dumbest thing ever" moments. The script and the numerous "well how the hell are we going to resolve this - we've kinda not through this plot through" attempts to be avant garde - right up to the sheer stupidity of things like pretending to be a CPR dummy only to give yourself away when the bad guy is 20 feet away through to what has to be the worst movie ending since Lake Eden -I don't even know where to begin. Just avoid it...avoid it.... avoid it
Review of Intensive Care
