Where to even start with this tissue thin piece? Star Sienna Miller seemed very confused-not only about what was happening, but also how she wandered into her role as a meandering actress.
Trying to rationalize his four minutes or so here, apparently Alec Baldwin is worried all of his kids are destined for med school. Ivy League med school.
Just so you know my leanings (to the chagrin of an ex or two), I'm all over art house, experimental and sad clown of life films. Endings optional, short on plot, slow and/or talky, etc., I'll watch all manner of...stuff.
I'm not sure there was any real stuff here, with the exception of Miller's luxe apartment and a wrenching scene from Charles Grodin as Miller's crumbling grandpa. Do we buy the fab digs, yet nothing but on-street magical parking for her zippy Mercedes SUV?
About as much as I bought our actress without a point of view, living in the third person. I stuck with it, but lost interest before the ending of this brief but overlong nothing film, and suddenly the credits were rolling. Did I rewind it?
No. Because it was already obvious nothing happened. Poor, poor Charles!
Trying to rationalize his four minutes or so here, apparently Alec Baldwin is worried all of his kids are destined for med school. Ivy League med school.
Just so you know my leanings (to the chagrin of an ex or two), I'm all over art house, experimental and sad clown of life films. Endings optional, short on plot, slow and/or talky, etc., I'll watch all manner of...stuff.
I'm not sure there was any real stuff here, with the exception of Miller's luxe apartment and a wrenching scene from Charles Grodin as Miller's crumbling grandpa. Do we buy the fab digs, yet nothing but on-street magical parking for her zippy Mercedes SUV?
About as much as I bought our actress without a point of view, living in the third person. I stuck with it, but lost interest before the ending of this brief but overlong nothing film, and suddenly the credits were rolling. Did I rewind it?
No. Because it was already obvious nothing happened. Poor, poor Charles!