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Fake Reviews - Fake False Eat Death
29 June 2020
If you scroll down the bottom of this page there's heaps of 10/10 reviews and if you click on the users account they have no other activity contributed to IMDb. This must be the director himself boosting his ratings for a movie he's made twice now. Wrongful movie

Back in the 80's those arcade games used to have this Captain America anti-drug campaign message spread throughout them even Wrath of the Black Manta spoke his piece about positive action and had a hatred for drugs and the like. Then this safety awareness/bullying movie comes along in the same vein with some short-haired neon orange cat in a costume, who's self-absorbed in its own importance and loud brash behaviour, spreading some watered-down outdated message on positive action most likely targeted at leafy suburbanites who have white picket fences? Talk about Cool Cat overload. It suffocates you. It's in every scene. It's annoying and pretentious and I'm guessing it consumes over 50 energy drinks a day - you know the ones - and it most likely suffers from ADHD but that's problematic and just an educated guess on my part. I have the attention span of a moth and was annoyed within 5 minutes of this transparent atrocity - their cookie cutter existence offended me! If only life was as phony as this gimmick of a movie! Is anyone really like The Tanners from Full House with their fakery? It's artificial and not organic! Oh, you have writer's block, do you Cool Cat? Here, let me help you there - Trolley the Trout swam upstream and was captured by some ninjas. He was beheaded, resurrected, died twice and was skinned & eaten alive the second time around. This movie is just another form of mind control - like Santa Claus - designed to lead children astray with a hypocritical P.O.V. by so-called adults. (I love how the director's last production has a marijuana leaf on the cover. Might explain his mindset?) When children are much older in their later years they'll see through this transparent hooey. There is however one redeeming factor in all this.... if Derek Savage were to hook up with Tommy Wiseau; Neil Breen, whoever the director of Birdemic was and the director of After Last Season and made a mashup movie of them, and Cool Cat, together there may be forgiveness. Make it happen today, Hollywood! It'd be a number one smash at the box office. I'd go and see it.
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