nigepitz Review of The Vessel

The Vessel (2016)

Pretentious pseudo-religious twaddle

[3/10 · 29 December 2019]

I've have been more entertained washing lettuce and filming it drying would have been a more fulfilling movie experience. This is what you get when you let a monkey play with a typewriter. Martin Sheen looked suitably embarrassed delivering some of the lines.