A Christmas in Vermont (2016 TV Movie)
3/10
So much hope... So. Much. Hope.
15 December 2019
This whole mess can be summed up with one observation. If you're going to title your movie "Christmas in Vermont" do your best to NOT have all the cars driving around with New York plates. There are plenty of movies that are set in one place but filmed in another but there's usually someone whose job it is to make sure the coffee cup is put back in the right spot, the pen is in the correct pocket and that the license plates are correct! I'm not just mad about this one detail. The license plate thing is indicative of the film as a whole. Lazy. Take the easy way, don't pay attention to details, just get in, make your money and get out. I'm guessing the producers figured this was bound for a Hallmark audience... and audience where...

1. Nobody will notice the license plates (or care) 2. Nobody will notice the rehashed story-line (or care) 3. Nobody will notice the cookie-cutter formula (like sugar cookies but someone forgot the sugar and instead dumped in buckets of the cheesiest-cheese).

I would warn you about spoilers but, there AREN'T any. There are absolutely no spoilers. Yes, if you think it's going to happen it's going to happen. Maybe that's why they did it this way? This movie is as vapid as all the classic Christmas song remakes out there with tinkle bells and fake emotion. I actually had to take a shower after watching this movie. I just felt gross. Chevy Chase? Dr. Johnny Fever? Don't let the cast trick you into thinking this is a top notch production. Even they appeared sad to have to be in this. The big reveal-now-we're-in-a-fight moment at the end to stir up some drama? Giant pile of forced nonsensical crap! PLEASE, PLEASE for the love of all that is good in this world, please come up with something new or at least put on a warning at the beginning of the film: "WARNING: What you are about to see you've already seen... and WAY, WAY better."

3 stars because the first 1/3 of the movie was okay. Must be the writers quit writing part-way through so the producers, in order to finish the movie decided to assign some intern to watch the Hallmark channel for a week and write down everything they saw in an abridged version.
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