Beware of the evil Christians trying to control the world.
Their building hospitals so they can brain wash your children into believing Christ died for their sins and they must be stopped.
They fight late-term abortions because they need Christian soldiers to help them take over!
Crosses are celestial markers so God-Fearing space aliens know where to find non-believers.
The crackers they use as the Embodiment of Christ are laced with LSD derivative forcing people to give their money to the church.
There are no such thing as Muslim Extremists, Christians use mind controlling crosses from their necklaces to trick Muslims into blowing themselves up.
Their building hospitals so they can brain wash your children into believing Christ died for their sins and they must be stopped.
They fight late-term abortions because they need Christian soldiers to help them take over!
Crosses are celestial markers so God-Fearing space aliens know where to find non-believers.
The crackers they use as the Embodiment of Christ are laced with LSD derivative forcing people to give their money to the church.
There are no such thing as Muslim Extremists, Christians use mind controlling crosses from their necklaces to trick Muslims into blowing themselves up.