Review of Train

Train (I) (2008)
1/10
Don't even bother
30 August 2019
I seriously stopped watching over halfway through to create an account here so I could complain and warn people about this sorry movie. And I rarely stop watching a movie completely. What makes this extra sad is that I love gory movies. I love Hostel, which this movie makes a pathetic attempt at copying. This thing really sucks. It's uninteresting, no character development, no creepiness, no emotions. There is lots of gore but it's sloppy and leaves you feeling scammed. With Hostel, they made it exciting because you knew gore was coming but they built you up to it and made it fun to be all queasy and grossed out. And you felt bad for the characters getting slaughtered. This junk just jumps into it and it's completely void of any excitement or tension. Just a bunch of guys carelessly hacking into people you don't really care about. Wikipedia doesn't even appear to have an article about this movie which says a lot. Avoid this mess.
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