1/10
This movie is even more of a stinker than its terrible predecessor 'Mega Shark vs. Octopus'!
26 May 2019
Don't waste an hour and a half of your life watching this PATHETIC movie! This movie is even more of a stinker than its terrible predecessor 'Mega Shark vs. Octopus'. It is the exact same theme and follows the same plot as Mega Shark vs. Octopus, two larger than actual life creatures emerge to create mayhem, the military is portrayed as idiots, and throughout the whole picture the actors (Are there any actors in hollywood these days that aren't fugly?!?) are trying to get the two monsters together to destroy each other. The writers, directors, and actors are even more stupid & divisive than on the predecessor. Every scene was ripe with false, misrepresentation of just about everything! Lots of divisive hate loving hollywood propaganda! In the opening scene the brutal white foreman mistreating his black employees (divisive race baiting propaganda) is eaten by the crocosaurus that emerges from a cave opening about one tenth the size of the croc, i.e. it would not fit! In the second scene 'Blood Diamonds' and coal mining feed the earth liberation front terrorists (Divisive class warfare anarchy). In the third scene the anti-military types will love the portrayed ineptitude of the officers and men of the same cruiser that megalodon destroyed and sank in the prior movie (It resurrected itself somehow). Megalodon, believed dead at the end of the prior movie, reemerges & attacks this same cruiser, again, this time destroying & sinking it, again, this time by jumping over the ship and swatting it with his tail. The ship's captain leaves the bridge in the middle of the struggle to go to an unmanned but fully loaded anti-aircraft gun to engage the mega shark. (Why didn't he just ripe the AA weapon from its mount and shoot it from his hip?!?) So wrong on so many levels. Nonexistent continuity... The cruiser was not even part of the navy's inventory in the time setting of this movie. The divisive anti-military hate propaganda portraying them as evil & stupid. The megalodon times his jump into the air perfectly to chomp a supersonic jet fighter. Oh, really cheesy CGI. Most of this movie is like a poor production modern day cartoon. Later, anti-aircraft guns are somehow used to shot at underwater targets, and the main guns, surface to surface weapons, also are falsely shown to shoot underwater. The crocosaurus is tied down on a ship with a few strands of 3/8" hemp line & one line of 5/8" nylon rope. Dah! Again, none of the writers, directors, or actors could have in IQ even remotely approaching 100. Don't waste and hour and a half, that you won't get back, on this movie.
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