dabbenstein Review of Slender Man

Slender Man (I) (2018)

I'm More Scared of Spagetti than Slendy Warning Major Spoilers SlenderMan+Wish Upon

[1/10 · 19 August 2018]

This movie really blew it was terrible. Slender Man's Design is a Men's Warehouse mannequin. Wasn't Scared Oh and be careful people who are prone to seizures now there are 2 films that do that ughhhhhh... There were no characters to care about they performed bad no development of characters or even backstory it was lame. The character Wren just reminded of the idiot from Wish Upon sigh.. that movie wasn't good either Wish for stuff close members of your family my favorite scene being the one where she wants a mansion and her grandfather i believe knocks himself dead on the faucet of the bathtub which I laughed during because ultra dumb. I wanted all the characters to die because the filmmakers i guess didn't want me to care different scenes from trailers don't happen in the movie lame. This movie is like the Ring but 10 times worse. Cheap jumpscares blow. Sony also wanted themselves to be hip by including the illumanti with good old Slendy's Summon video I am 15 this movie blowed I had a headache every time the movie did hallucinations Towards the end It was stupidly strong. Don't see this film watch the shorts on youtube play the endless amounts of fan games read the real creepypasta just don't watch this film It's bad fake-out scares every 2 seconds Don't see this film. I give this a 1-10 Dr.Dabbenstein95 Seal of Disapproval.