This movie is the film equivalent of projectile vomiting all over your television screen. Frank D'Angelo (the guy who buys ad time to air his own "talk show" on late night Hamilton TV) is the writer, director, producer, star and the entire soundtrack is him singing songs, I'm sure he has a dozen more credits too..... catering? Location manager? Anyway he plays a homeless man who has absolutely nothing to live for but a heart of gold. Anyway one night a gigantic ruby falls presumably from the sky and lands right in his lap in the gutter. So now he's rich and can afford to help people because he's such a great guy. Unfortunately the guys who lost the gigantic ruby want it back and will hunt him down to get it. That's pretty much it. Predictable, terrible writing and even worse acting, and the soundtrack made my ears bleed. Avoid at all costs. He has other movies too but I obviously will not be watching any of them.
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