The Horde (2016 Video)
3/10
Did I just get teleported back to the 80's?
29 May 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Just not good and I'm not sure why...despite the cast of has beens, cult faves and Paul Logan (I could watch a movie of him, shirtless, working out that would have been better than this) this movie was just too much like, Tourist Trap meets Devil's Rejects meets any number of other crap movies where people go somewhere they shouldn't go.

The make up was ridiculous. I don't care how much inbreeding you engage in, none of your descendants are going to look like a tree.

Vernon Wells was the best of the mutants... believable, horrible...almost textbook creepy.

Costas Mandylor has done so much better...I hate to see him waste his talents, but Matthew Willig held his own and I was glad to see that. Not saying his performance was stellar (far from it) but he did fine for what he was doing.

Nice cameo with Don "The Dragon" Wilson. Not sure what purpose it served, but I've always liked him.

If you're having popcorn movie night, you're bored and have nothing better to do, or...you just like reminiscing with a bunch of has been actors, then you'll like this movie.

Otherwise, the most powerful thing going for this film was the end credit song...which was pretty cool.
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