Dard Divorce (2007 Video)
1/10
Next Time I'll Just Pluck Out My Eyebrows With Garden Shears
10 February 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Oh, how this movie blows. Let me count the ways.

1. Lousy sound mixing. The background noises (footsteps, chatter, glasses clinking) were too loud. 2. The ambient music was too loud. 3. The acting was the worst ever - stiff, wooden, pure amateurishness. 4. The dialog sounds like it was written by a dyslexic baboon. 5. One punch to the mouth and the blood flow is THAT extreme? So how come further punches add no more blood to the actress' face? 6. A lot of useless gore. Gore just for the sake of gore. This film may as well had been shot in a massive pool of blood with everyone just swimming around in it yelling at each other. The effect would've been the same and they could've saved on editing.

To Dard Divorce's credit, the editing wasn't actually that bad for an amateur creation. I suppose the one star could be for that.
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