See Spot Run (2001): Dir: John Whitesell / Cast: David Arquette, Michael Clarke Duncan, Leslie Bibb, Anthony Anderson, Angus T. Jones: Mindless pile of dog crap with David Arquette as a mailman who hates dogs. Michael Clarke Duncan plays a cop whose dog is sent to a protection outlet when its life is threatened. It ends up at Arquette's after a tag switch and a boy believing it to be his. This leads to a brainless climax where everyone makes a gallant effort to be a moron. Horrible directing by John Whitesell with predictable writing that will result in the dog choosing between owners. What the dog should be doing is choosing a better agent to represent him when it comes to these crap pad scripts. Arquette is terrible as a guy out to impress a female by watching her son thus leading to the idiocy someone labelled as a story. Duncan is unbearable in what is a shame considering his work in The Green Mile. Leslie Bibb is the standard love interest whose best scene has her plastered from head to toe with mud as a bus spins its tires. Anthony Anderson is featured as Arquette's roommate and he is unable to gain a single laugh. Angus T. Jones plays the son of Arguette's neighbour and is more or less used as an opportunity to hook up with her. Corny dog show with a half wit theme regarding responsibility that isn't as strong as it totally imbecilic delivery. This film should be tossed to savage hyenas to be chewed to bits. Score: 0 / 10
Review of See Spot Run
