I'm not an actor, but I can probably do what Danny does to try and seem brooding and sinister. Basically get drunk the night before, stay up all night and don't take any pain killers the morning of the shoot... viola, Danny acting tough. The plot may as well be Swiss cheese it's so full of holes and takes every cliché from every gangster movie you can think of and makes it laughable, but not in an amusing way. Basically a hit-man working for two Kray Twin wannabe's falls for the daughter of a man he's just assassinated, *?*. They want her dead too but Jamie?? (yes a hit-man called Jamie) tries to make out she's dead so the twins will forget about her *yawn*. Unfortunately girl has only a single brain cell which she doses with drugs and so goes out of her way to stay in plain sight so the baddies can get to her, giving Danny a reason to kill them *meh*. I did pretty well and watched over an hour of the flipping thing before I couldn't stand it any more, turned it off and tried to find something more interesting to do. Fortunately there was some wet paint nearby so I watched that for an hour instead...
Review of Assassin
