Grand Piano (2013)
1/10
Wasted Potential
24 May 2014
Whoever wrote this needs to spend more time take writing courses and/or reality courses. The entire plot oscillated between silly, dumb and making no sense. Why put an old skeleton key (only fit old doors to old cabinets) in some really fakey mechanism inside an extremely expensive grand piano? Why not just break into the cabinet (or whatever the key fits) directly without having to go through all this elaborate, low probability, highly unpredictable caper. Or, just break into the piano. Or, just have the pianist play it at some other time like at night. Or, build a small mechanical device to play four notes. The whole laser, cryptic notes, ear phones, accomplice, murders, ending tussle, and then falling 60 feet destroying a piano and his hair looked as perfect as the first scene - all of it was just, Huh? Forgot, the movie is full of red laser pointer dots and beams. Are the several hundred people in the darkened hall blind? What wasted potential!
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