Dead Man Down (2013)
2/10
Rubbish
14 November 2013
Warning: Spoilers
More unbelievable gun drek for the intellectually challenged.

1. Beatrice was simply not that ugly. The makeup budget must have been cut to $67.99 at the last minute. Her "scars" we're hardly serious enough to cause the degree of mental damage and drive for revenge portrayed.

2. Colin Farrell is not an actor. He gets paid to be a "Colin Farrell" in films with a character like....Colin Farrell.

3. The only cast members that displayed any acting chops were Rapace, Abraham and Vataj. The rest were going through the motions at best.

4. Plot holes galore. Detailing them all would exceed the word limit. Anyone with an IQ above 60 will be constantly rolling their eyes.

5. "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight" redux.

I watched this on a long flight. At least I did not pay to be dumbified.
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