SPOILER: THIS S*** Doesn't Make A Lick Of Sense... Literally Not One... Cut Scenes That Never Took Places, FlashBakcs We Can't Remember Cause.. Well, They Never Happened, And A Love Story That We Musta Missed Because Last Time I Checked She Was Ignoring Him For "2 Weeks" Without A Callback... Are You Serious?.. Like
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Did She Really Give a Eulogy At Her Father's Wake Cursing God?.. In A Church?.. Oh Word?.. That's Cool.. What Else Happens... A Buncha Flashbacks That Never Happened.. Oh Wait I Told You That, Surely There Must Be More To It... How Bout
:SPOLIER: The 6 Minutes That WEll, Let's Just Say I Was At The DMV For A Shorter Period Of Time Then The Entire Final Scene Took Place... And If Thats Not Enough...
:SPOLIER: The B**** Decided To Take A F***in Nap... That's Right... She Took A Nap In A Haunted Hotel, While Searching For Someone In What One Could Only Assume Was A Good 7 Minutes After Beginning The Search In The First Place... Wakes Up To Another Crazy B**** In The Tub And Decides... Your The Only Person Here I Can Trust.. Hold This Watch AND Wake Me up...
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH My Ninja... Nah
Movie Is Based Solely On The Success Of Misha Barton.....'s Name
BIG NAME = Movie
F*** A Plot F*** Logic F*** Reason
Just Grab A Big Name And Some Fancy Flashlights And Your Good Bro.
:SPOLIER:
Did She Really Give a Eulogy At Her Father's Wake Cursing God?.. In A Church?.. Oh Word?.. That's Cool.. What Else Happens... A Buncha Flashbacks That Never Happened.. Oh Wait I Told You That, Surely There Must Be More To It... How Bout
:SPOLIER: The 6 Minutes That WEll, Let's Just Say I Was At The DMV For A Shorter Period Of Time Then The Entire Final Scene Took Place... And If Thats Not Enough...
:SPOLIER: The B**** Decided To Take A F***in Nap... That's Right... She Took A Nap In A Haunted Hotel, While Searching For Someone In What One Could Only Assume Was A Good 7 Minutes After Beginning The Search In The First Place... Wakes Up To Another Crazy B**** In The Tub And Decides... Your The Only Person Here I Can Trust.. Hold This Watch AND Wake Me up...
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH My Ninja... Nah
Movie Is Based Solely On The Success Of Misha Barton.....'s Name
BIG NAME = Movie
F*** A Plot F*** Logic F*** Reason
Just Grab A Big Name And Some Fancy Flashlights And Your Good Bro.