I'm happy to announce that I'm the proud owner of the DVD of this great masterpiece! All my movies are alphabetized, so yes it's kind of a disgrace that this movie is next to Shawshank Redemption. I'm looking for a nice blu ray version of Shawshank so that I can remove the DVD.
But of course that's not the reason I'm taking time to post this review. Back to Shark Attack 3, I'm thankful that I bought this movie once (for 2 euro's). This is the epitome of total crap, but in a very amusing way. This movie is so bad, you'll want to watch it over and over again. Crappy effects, crappy dialog, Bulgarian actors posing as Mexicans and speaking fluent American English, etc. There's not a specific flaw in this movie, it's a cavalcade of flaws that create the best waste of film I've ever seen. The one-liner that John Barrowman uses on Jenny McShane is legendary. The Megalodon is also fun to see, despite the poor CGI. Some nice nudity and plenty of gory deaths add up to the pros of this movie. Absolute crap, but the best crap there is. An instant classic!!!
But of course that's not the reason I'm taking time to post this review. Back to Shark Attack 3, I'm thankful that I bought this movie once (for 2 euro's). This is the epitome of total crap, but in a very amusing way. This movie is so bad, you'll want to watch it over and over again. Crappy effects, crappy dialog, Bulgarian actors posing as Mexicans and speaking fluent American English, etc. There's not a specific flaw in this movie, it's a cavalcade of flaws that create the best waste of film I've ever seen. The one-liner that John Barrowman uses on Jenny McShane is legendary. The Megalodon is also fun to see, despite the poor CGI. Some nice nudity and plenty of gory deaths add up to the pros of this movie. Absolute crap, but the best crap there is. An instant classic!!!